January 2012
You..
lif3-hertz:
Well, there is this girl you see, not any other girl but I girl where I can just watch movies or cuddle without anything turning sexual. I can hold her or kiss her and it feels soo….so… Idk so hard to explain, she just down right amazing and beautiful and I love everything about her! There literally isn’t anything I DON’T like about her.
c: posts about me. ahh, this is cute. <3
desterysmith:
“i haven’t breathed/eaten/peed/pooped/showered since last year”
OH
OH MY GOD
SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH
YOU’RE SO FUCKING FUNNY I JUST THREW UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR
December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
1 tag
what is one direction?....
just wanna say happy new year to all my followers,...
toocooltobehipster:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
lif3-hertz:
There’s a midget wanking in there. ;)
:)
lif3-hertz:
Tabi wuz hur nigga. I luh u bby. Yhu luking hella fresh 2day beb. (:
